Talking Shit.

Goal #17: Piss off cubicle neighbor #2.
Effectively accomplished. Today I started with a country station on my horrid alarm clock radio. Feeling guilty I switched to the station playing, “all Christmas 24/7”. (minus the commercials for sears and all other stores that target stay at home moms)

Now, the co-worker is playing his own music. Something ‘dance rock’. Which translates into old ass music that my parents wouldn’t be caught listening to because the men all look like Fabio and couldn’t get a spot on American Idol if their life depended on it.

Excuse me while I sing along with my reindeer song and try to drown out the elevator music next to me. Ok, now’s he’s whistling along to one horse open sleigh (that is playing from my clock).

So-someone tell me he isn’t playing Kenny G to tick me off.

On second thought, the music is better than hearing him breathe through his nose all morning & it just might be loud enough to drown out his retard use of the speakerphone.

Gotta love cubicles.

posted by Danna Saunders @ 12/13/2004 10:30:00 AM