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Tuesday, December 14

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What to do when your boss is at management meeting:
  • Make tea. Watch it cook. Add honey. Slurp.
  • Devise plan of attack for work sitting on your desk
  • Send trash talking email to co-worker in which you refer to his alma matter as "pansy sissy babies". (Email spawned by 2005 desk calendar where he wrote, 'hail maroon & gold' on plastic covering)
  • Read Dooce.com
  • Beg maintanence person for personal heater. Threaten to 'get sick' if you don't get one.
  • Plot out how long it will take for you to lose your pooch if you continue to not eat because your nose is running faster than Marion Jones on crack & everything tastes stale.
  • State at monitor for 22 minutes waiting for screen saver to come on. (aka reason #24 re: why I hate taking medication)

    List inspired by: Theraflu for breakfast.

    posted by Danna Saunders @ 12/14/2004 09:21:00 AM

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